Eddie the Reluctant Celebrity

By Peter Grant

Comedy & satire, Short stories | eBook


After a tiring gig as Santa for all two hundred residents of the condo, Eddie is crushed when Stinky discovers that the toys they collected for homeless children have been stolen. Stinky convinces the powers that be that the way to heal the community is to have Officer Eddie deliver toys and helpful advice to sick children every month, not only at Christmas. Eddie isn’t sure he can combine his police and Santa experience, but he does it so well that Officer Eddie becomes an overnight sensation. Sick kids can’t wait for the monthly parties, teen girls adore him and gay fans—you have to read the story to find out about their naughty website. It’s too much for Eddie. How can he go back to being an ordinary cop without letting the kids down? Even Stinky is stumped when a back to school promotion turns into a riot, although he is pleased to give “Officer Eddie” dolls as stocking stuffers.


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After a tiring gig as Santa for all two hundred residents of the condo, Eddie is crushed when Stinky discovers that the toys they collected for homeless children have been stolen. Stinky convinces the powers that be that the way to heal the community is to have Officer Eddie deliver toys and helpful advice to sick children every month, not only at Christmas. Eddie isn’t sure he can combine his police and Santa experience, but he does it so well that Officer Eddie becomes an overnight sensation. Sick kids can’t wait for the monthly parties, teen girls adore him and gay fans—you have to read the story to find out about their naughty website. It’s too much for Eddie. How can he go back to being an ordinary cop without letting the kids down? Even Stinky is stumped when a back to school ...


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Peter Grant once lived in a charming ruin of an apartment building similar to the one in the story, but without roaming Santas. His writing career began with nonfiction, but he switched to fiction and authored all of the Stinky Stories, seventy-eight stories collected in eight volumes. Most of the stories, like this one, are available as separate titles.



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