Stinky and the Tomb Brothers

By Peter Grant

Comedy & satire, Short stories | eBook


Even though the Sons of Horus have ventured outside their tomb after centuries of fruitless organ guarding, they still can’t get a date. It sounds cool to be an actual god, but not if one’s head resembles a baboon, falcon or jackal. Halloween is their best shot at casual romance, and the brothers implore Stinky and Eddie to take them to a party. Their pick-up lines are older than the pyramids, and the hapless quartet sadly prepares to return home for another year of frustrating celibacy. Eddie thoughtlessly offers the baboon a banana, but Stinky had a better idea. Read on.



Since he was a child, Peter Grant has felt a kinship with the pharaohs. The ancient kings stored their organs in a set of four urns, and Peter's mother stored flour, sugar, salt and tea in canisters. What would it be like to sit in the dark for centuries guarding a dried set of lungs and never get even a breath of fresh air? Find the answer in "Stinky and the Tomb Brothers," which moves the Sons of Horus into the twenty-first century and reboots them as a non-invasive stomach reduction clinic. They're much happier helping others lose fat than helplessly watching their pharaoh lose his treasures.


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Since he was a child, Peter Grant has felt a kinship with the pharaohs. The ancient kings stored their organs in a set of four urns, and Peter's mother stored flour, sugar, salt and tea in canisters. What would it be like to sit in the dark for centuries guarding a dried set of lungs and never get even a breath of fresh air? Find the answer in "Stinky and the Tomb Brothers," which moves the Sons o...


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