Stinky's Snail Male Delivers

By Peter Grant

Comedy & satire, Short stories | eBook


Trouble knocks when Stinky’s grandparents pay him an unexpected overnight visit and are surprised when a muscular man wearing only boxers answers their grandson’s door. Eddie can’t catch a break with the starchy, elder Carters until they go to a fancy French restaurant. When Lucy was in Paris she famously ordered snails and was promptly sent to the Bastille for smothering them with ketchup, but Grandmother Carter’s escargots cause more trouble than a week of Lucy reruns.



While not a bad kid most of the time, there was one moment when Peter Grant would have killed his mother. Back home from college and filled with a semester of college French and a world of sophistication, he and his parents went to a French restaurant and he ordered in French. "You just ordered mushrooms," his petite mere hissed. "I know." "You don't like mushrooms." "I do here. Shut up." From tawdry incidents, funny stories often grow.


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While not a bad kid most of the time, there was one moment when Peter Grant would have killed his mother. Back home from college and filled with a semester of college French and a world of sophistication, he and his parents went to a French restaurant and he ordered in French. "You just ordered mushrooms," his petite mere hissed. "I know." "You don't like mushrooms." "I do here. Shu...


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