The Day I Washed My Face in the Toilet

By Brenda Kearns

Children's, Comedy & satire | eBook


All 14-year-old Monica Bloomfield wants is to spend August at a science camp far away from her idiot sister and weird little brother. Trouble is, Monica’s being dragged into the wedding party of her crabby old great aunt—and if she wants to earn that science camp, she has to keep her siblings in line for the entire trip, plus convince her crazy Grandma to move into a nursing home. Monica’s determined to succeed, but things start out badly—and go downhill fast. First, her hyperactive brother overdoses on caffeine right before their flight to England. Then a botched wine-tasting party ends so badly that even a policeman is left speechless (and in need of a new uniform). Getting into science camp isn’t going to be easy—especially with a rampaging bull, drunk parrot and the most gorgeous guy in the universe standing in her way.



Brenda Kearns lives in Ontario, Canada, with her seven kids, two cats, and a big, goofy Great Dane. Brenda worked as a science teacher until she realized that writing was a lot more fun--and having a home office meant she could work in her pajamas. Please visit Brenda at brendakearns.com, and if you love a good laugh, check out her blog at brendakearns.com/blog. You can also reach her on twitter (@Brenda_Kearns) or through Goodreads (www.goodreads.com/brendakearns).


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Brenda Kearns lives in Ontario, Canada, with her seven kids, two cats, and a big, goofy Great Dane. Brenda worked as a science teacher until she realized that writing was a lot more fun--and having a home office meant she could work in her pajamas. Please visit Brenda at brendakearns.com, and if you love a good laugh, check out her blog at brendakearns.com/blog. You can also reach her on twitte...


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